Jeremy’s career began the way most great mistakes do — with a bad haircut and an unexpected compliment. Someone once told him he looked exactly like “that guy from Die Hard 3,” and the rest was history. Within months, he was standing in for anonymous henchmen, mid-budget mob bosses, and the occasional corrupt mall cop in straight-to-DVD thrillers.

For nearly a decade, Jeremy lived a double life — sometimes triple, depending on how many accents the director wanted. He’s been thrown through sugar-glass windows, tackled by C-list heroes, and once spent fourteen hours pretending to hack into a mainframe that didn’t exist. His crowning achievement came in Suburban Justice 4: The Reckoning Continues, where he played both twins and their evil stepbrother.


Despite all the explosions, Jeremy insists the most dangerous part of the job was craft services. “They once ran out of mozzarella sticks,” he says, eyes distant. “You never forget something like that.” These days, he lives quietly, though once in a while someone will stop him in public, squint, and say, “Weren’t you the guy who tried to blow up a laundromat in Cop Vengeance?”


He doesn’t answer. He just nods, stares into the middle distance, and disappears into a fog machine that isn’t there.